Shangri-la

brokage:

I’ll feel better about slags fucking whoever they want to when

• we get male birth control in this country
• child support laws change
• slags carry azithromycin everywhere
• slags choose to fuck because they actually like fucking and not because they want something, like daddy’s attention or some fucking money

*Strategically covers razorbumps with hands in photo*

Diddy is a business man he’ll replace you with a nigga that sound just like you

Biggie - Shyne

Mase - Loon

skinnygold:

watermelon tastes and smells like a broken home

I Know I Can by Nas was our elementary school grad song

Most of us ain’t shit though

One of them niggas sell weed though

So some of us doin thangs

cockstreetboys:

how do you circumcise a redneck?

kick his sister in the jaw

Strippers got nothing but the cash and them singles

Internet hoes got nothing but the paypal donations

budduh:

“this wont make your blog look ugly”

“only a heartless person wouldnt reblog his”

“how come this doesnt have that many notes?”